January 21, 2013

• To the person who took my AST Multi-Pro 32X Pills....

  I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. 
  If you are looking for a ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. 
  But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. 
  Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. 
  If you give back my multi-vitamins, that'll be the end of it.
  I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. 
  But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

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