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  • Happy Holidays.


    No ranting and raving… see you all in 2006.

  • You’ll never take me alive!


    *Drinks Red Bull and flies away*

  • I’m bored, I think I’ll buy a new cell phone. I’ve already ruled out Motorola, Nokia and Sharp.


    I woke up with a headache today… am I getting sick?

  • http://www.devilducky.com/media/37630/

    http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=SSyIVvx7GMg&search=world%27s%20best%20tricks

    _/_ KERPOW!!!
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    Took a rag tag team and well, you see the results…

    This is obviously a lame attempt at an update and should be dismissed as blog fodder.

  • Xian you qian, ran hou zai you li mao…


    Agree or Disagree?

  • Who sleeps anymore…


    Well, not that I didn’t want to but my supplier is having some legal problems right now, which will obviously wrench up my plans. I think I’m the only person I know who dislikes both sleeping and eating. Isn’t this 2005? where are my hovering cars that float through the airways, or the pills I need to take to avoid sleeping and eating or the belt on the floor that takes me around the house like the Jetsons…


  • My siblings just got into a car accident…


                                                                 ….::sigh:: fucking idiots.

  • I’ll believe it when I see it… and when I see it I won’t believe it because I’m a non-believer you see.


    Anyways, give me the answers to these questions because it’ll amuse me!


    1.If a train in texas leaves at 9:00pm for Cuba and reaches Cuba at 10:00am,
    how long did this take?

    2.Is there a 4th of July in England?

    3. What planet is closest to us at the present time?

    4.How many animals of each kind did Moses take aboard the ark?

    5.How many birthdays does the average person have?


    If you guys can get these right, I will give you some kind of prize that isn’t totally worthless… maybe. Oh yeah, 80 hr work weeks FTW!

  • I’ve been freakishly busy…


    Oh, and being nice has absolutely no rewards whatsoever. Those two charities I’m giving to are about to take a hit… nevermind. Go away, I’m tired.

  • http://www.morpheme.co.uk/frenzy/


    My personal best is 5.469… but I only tried twice.


    Don’t have anything nice to say…