September 28, 2005
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Girl: I feel like I’m going to cry.
Girl: I’m so sad right now.
Girl: I’ve got this project…
Girl: It’s not even CLOSE to finished.
Girl: I haven’t even started it yet.
I SeiGe Jet I: Hey baby don’t cry, you gotta keep your head up, know the road is hard never let up…
Girl: I’m going to slap you.
I SeiGe Jet I: lol.
Name changed to protect the innocent.
Being a meteorologist and not knowing what the fuck I’m talking about, let’s begin shall we. Here is the Accuweather forecast for the greater Eric area, a shitstorm developing off the coast is rapidly gaining speed (and shit) and should touch down in the next couple of days. Locals have been ordered to evacuate the area until further notice. Some casualties are expected.
Oh hells yeah indeed.
Comments (1)
That’s weak. I cry only when I finished a project too early – knowing that I could’ve procrastinated a bit longer.