May 12, 2009

• It’s been a while since I’ve written anything, hasn’t it? well fear not! I’ve got a minor grievance that’s been itching to become a major rant. It happened to come upon me, as so many things often do, as the sun was rising, the birds were chirping and with the world devoid of entertainment at such an early time of the day.

  Warning: Explicit language, [im]mature themes, dialectic logic, morbid humor.

  

  Men should be able to defend themselves from women at any time.

  

  Frankly, it’s sickening how men are socially trained to be the equivalent of gays in the military. The idea of self defense is just not allowed. Ask any guy when was the last time he laid a finger on a girl, and all you’ll get back is a sheepish look. The typical guy is NOT suppose to ever physically reciprocate in any way, shape or form. It’s simply socially unacceptable to retaliate in any way and I’m tired of it. I’m tired of the continued pussification of the American male. I say the American male, because in other cultures… the fairer sex is put down like stray cats when they get out of line. We can thank Equality Now for that.

  

  Here’s the truth: when a woman attacks a guy, he has no recourse but to ignore her. Thanks to testosterone and males, on average, having thirty percent more muscle mass… we’re guilted into being lame weak motherfuckers or risk being ostracized for defending ourselves. Since birth we’ve be preprogrammed, much like your TiVo, to stop and record the whole incident in our heads and replay it while feeling like a complete faggot for not standing up for ourselves because that’s how we’re taught. It’s obsolete male impulses from a hundred years ago… further reinforced with sensitivity training. Another stupid fucking way to keep guys down. Why the fuck do guys need to be more like women when women are fighting to be equal to guys. Stop pulling us down when you’re trying to claw your way up. It’s stupid bullshit.

  

  So here we are, almost a decade into the new millenium. A girl can walk up to a boy, harass him verbally… then physically, and still claim to be a victim the second a boy touches her. Not to mention he has to be embarassed by the whole fucking ordeal before being publicly castrated. Womens rights has gotten men so scared to do anything that it’s almost criminal how they’ve disarmed such proud hunters. We’ve gone from holding spears to being queers when it comes to self defense. However, the tides have changed because we are in fact in a new age of equality!

  

  I’m not old fashioned and certainly no longer give a shit about defending myself. If a girl hits me and I’ve done nothing to deserve it, the whole fragile image of women goes straight out the window and I’ll lay her ass out. I’m not Usain fucking lightning Bolt, I’m not going to run like hell. Equal rights is equal rights. If you demand to be like men, paid like men, respected by men, treated like men… you better take punches like a man if you provoke one. Provocation is an invitation to a violent confrontation. I’m tired of the stigma. No double standards – you’re not a helpless victim (which is why feminism is a joke, they don’t ever want to give up the double standards). We’ve accomplished a lot in the realm of equality, no reason to stop now. So if you want to pick a fight, sit back and enjoy the cowardice of modern man… you’re going to find out the hard way that you can only push a guy so far before he enters into a primal fury, unleashes the beast all over you and compassionately records and uploads the results on youtube.

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