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The ‘N’ word..
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How to eat a Habanero pepper…
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Family guy – fat people have their own orbit. |
Crash by Dave Matthews Band.
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I felt a little guilty laughing.
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“Moral of the story – Don’t fuck with Triads” – one of the comments from the vid.
This is something I think you’ll all enjoy, why I’m against plastic sugery (and unflattering pictures) Here.
The Complete ownage of a Woman.
Hmmmm… 
Don’t really have anything to say.
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This is a gatling gun…
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Colbert’s formiddable opponent – Affirmative action. |
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Hula routines should be like this, no?
Overweight people face widespread stigma.
Don’t waste food.
Ever think about those starving children in a third world country. The ones your mom always mentioned but never sent a damn penny to. Well, this entry isn’t about them. Quite the opposite, it’s just more filler!!
World’s Best
Resignation Letter?
Dear Mr. Baker,
As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during our commission of duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.
Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to your employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of “cut and paste” as it is explained to you for the hundredth time.
You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.
You wander around the building all day, shiftlessly seeking fault in others. You have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle.
Seeing as this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation; however, I have a few parting thoughts:
When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation as I have consistently performed my duties and even more. The most you can say to hurt me is, “I prefer not to comment.” To keep you honest, I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.
I have all the passwords to every account on the system and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I will publish your “Favorites,” which I conveniently saved when you made me “back up” your useless files. I do believe that terms like “Lolita” are not viewed favorably by the university administrations.
When you borrowed the digital camera to “take pictures of your mother’s b-day,” you neglected to mention that you were going to take nude pictures of yourself in the mirror. Then, like the techno-moron you are, you forgot to erase them. Suffice it to say, I have never seen such odd acts with a ketchup bottle. I assure you that those photos are being kept in safe places pending your authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (And, for once, would you please try to use spellcheck? I hate correcting your mistakes.)
I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody and all of your twisted little repugnant obsessions will become public knowledge. Never f*ck with your systems administrator, Mr. Baker! They know what you do with all that free time!
Sincerely
David Blocker
Network Administrator
Final notes:
Internet blamed for Shanghai teen pregnancies.
(title is a link to the source)
BEIJING (Reuters) – Nearly half of the pregnant teens in China’s financial hub, Shanghai, met their partners on the Internet, state media said on Tuesday.
Zhang Zhengrong, a doctor who oversees the city’s first-aid hotline for pregnant teens, said 46 percent of the more than 20,000 teenage girls who called the hotline over the past two years said they had had sex with boys they met on the Internet.
“Most of the fathers disappeared after learning about the pregnancy, and some of the mothers did not even know the fathers’ names,” the China Daily said.
Zhang blamed the situation on adult Web sites, videos and books and appealed to parents, teachers and society at large to pay more attention to sex education.
A survey by Zhang’s hospital found that only 7.9 percent of the parents queried talked to their children about sex, and 79 percent of high school and university students said they got their ideas about sex from the Internet.
Chinese attitudes towards sex have relaxed in recent decades, triggering a boom in extramarital relationships which the ruling Communist Party blames on bourgeois mores imported from the West.
South Korean Dogs and Cats tortured.
(title is a link to the source)
I’d like to stress that this issue is NOT just a south korean or asian issue. Animals are being mistreated the world over, I suppose kim jong il and cho seung-hui are just the flavor of the year right now.
I leave you with odd graffiti
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Leaked Gears of War teaser trailer for the PC. |
iPhone commercial – conan o’brien.
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*gulp*
Now here’s something you don’t hear a lot of…
(and oddly, I think someone is thinking this lol)
Women now ‘raping’ men .
Source: http://www.sowetan.co.za/News/Article.aspx?id=413523
They rub victim’s penis before attack.
First it was dismissed by police as a township rumour. But yesterday Tembisa police confirmed that it appeared there were women on the rampage in the area who were “raping men”.
One of the alleged victims was treated for a bruised penis at a local hospital after three women allegedly forced him to have sex with them .
And on Tuesday a 30-year-old woman was arrested for allegedly having lured a young man into an area of veld and then forced herself on him while her friend stood guard.
In both cases no condoms were used, said the police.
The woman arrested in the second incident is scheduled to appear in court this week.
The woman and a friend are alleged to have lured a 21-year-old job-seeker away from a brick company by pretending they were also looking for work. They walked with the man across an area of open veld and then pounced on him.
“They threatened him, forced him to take off his pants, and then rubbed lotion on his penis to get an erection. The other woman kept watch while the arrested woman had sex with the man,” police said.
No one has been arrested in connection with the first incident, but police confirmed that a 24-year-old man from Tembisa was abducted at gunpoint by three women travelling in a white BMW and kept for three days against his will.
Inspector Manyadza Ralidzhivha said the victim reported to the police after he was dumped in the township after having being used by the women.
“He reported that the women, who were older than him, made him drink some liquids and then took turns having sex with him.
“They did not talk too much, but had sex with him as he lay face-up on the bed in a house.”
The young man told police that the women picked him up near Tembisa, saying they would give him a lift to Kempton Park.
They then forced him at gunpoint to kneel face-down on the back seat of the car. He was prevented from looking up and was only allowed to look about him when he was inside the house.
Talk of syndicates of women “raping” men around Tembisa have been circulating in the area for the past year. One resident interviewed said men were afraid to walk in open veld alone or at night.
Saw IIII MTV spoof
Finally some content!
Will science render males/females unnecessary?
Recently a team of scientists announced they’ve created artificial sperm, genetic code harvested from bone marrow. You could speculate that now when a pair of lesbians get together, they no longer have to march over to the adoption center or sperm bank. The truth is, as long as sex feels good and remains relatively safe (light spanking?) for the couples involved – people will continue to use natural grown sperm. This “breakthrough” doesn’t represent a giant leap, more like another ripple effect from a small pebble thrown into a pond. I recall some ten years ago when Dolly the sheep, first mammal cloned from an adult cell was announced, males and females were declared washed up then, too.
Experiments have created sperms and eggs, artificial gametes, from embryonic stem cells for years now with limited success. Strictly speaking, the world could keep one man alive or one woman and still continue flourishing because of science. Does this raise moral/ethical questions, of course it would – the dilemma of human experimentation. The radical advances in deducing the human genome, gene therapy, blah blah blah, where does it end. Raw material from stem cells could be used to make any other cells in the body, soon there’ll be catalogs where men and women could make a toll free call a la home shopping network! Well, maybe not.
One of the biggest and least talked about developments is the birth control pill, so I suppose it should come as no surprise that we move onto conception methods and eventually all other aspects beyond. The ideas we’ve all come and grown fond of, what it means to be a family and to have children, will really be put to the test.
One day, in the near future, because the technology has already been developed though in its infancy, artificial sperm and eggs created in a lab will go inside an artificial womb (it’s called exogenesis), where the baby in the bottle will gestate. Design your own baby now!
Been somewhat busy so don’t have anything to write about, enjoy some more videos in the meantime.
Roger Clemens 2057… must watch for any Sawx fan.
In case the top link doesn’t work…
Kitty protecting its milk (other possible titles, why guys don’t like cats, etc. lol)
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*cringe*
American Idol simpsons style.
Homer and Bart convert to Catholicism.
Grand Theft Auto Back to the Future parody.
I created a blogger account, that’ll most likely be the place now where I talk about health related crap. First couple of entries are regurgitated from my xanga. Check it out here.
Was bored so I decided to take an IQ test at http://www.highiqsociety.org/, the results were based on a single try, NOT multiple tries. I could conceivably have gotten a lower or higher score if I took it again, since many of the questions were randomly selected and the difficulty of the batch I had could have been easier/harder than the ones you’ll have. Take these results with a grain of salt as they are not a good indicator nor exact measurement of how intelligent a person is.
My score.
Jason’s score.
Hao’s score.
Maki didn’t want to send me the image, but since we were watching each other take it…. his score was 95.
Gary scored a 116.
Minah scored 106.
Alex scored 116.
Popeye physical
Peter the Bully
Peter the Bully pt II
Peter feeds Mogwai
Peter’s physical
Osama outtakes
Family Guy 300 Trailer
Making of Family Guy
Simpsons re-enactment Flaming Moe’s.
Not for Women.
Urban Ninjas
Urban Ninjas 2
NBA Finals Lebron James Etch-a-Sketch
Britain’s got talent – Conny
Brtiain’s got talent – Guy + monkey
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New Imaging Technology.
Don’t worry, be happy. Old song from my day…
Same song but in futurama… 
Polish Girl’s Holocaust Diary unveiled.
The polish Anne Frank.
Prove the existence of God, without…
Man made scriptures.
Second hand recount/retellings of one’s life or existence.
George Carlin: Religion is Bullshit.
George Carlin: Ten Commandments
Aries Spears.
Aries Spears at Def Jam
Come find me at the BSC in Weymouth, you can drop by and say ‘hi’… after that, go away.
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