Yes, I’ve been slacking on updating – so, what the fuck are you going to do about it? huh? that’s right, you’re not going to do shit about it, that’s what! Kidding  

Anyways, I decided to bite on that Samsung camera. Now I’m just waiting for slow ass Amazon.com to ship me my shit (both literally and figuratively). Because I want my fucking shit sent to me, in a nice shit-stain brown colored box, directly to my damn doorstep. I also bought a couple of imported CD’s because the domestic stuff was making me bleed out of my ears. I’m sure I don’t need to tell you people how ridiculous it looks when you’ve got a tube of neosporin jammed into your fucking ear with a band-aid covering it up. Last but not least, I had them send me several books… because I’ve got a lot of tables that are uneven. Who knows, I might even flip through a couple of them and check out the popup pictures!

Too many ups and downs these past few weeks, I’m about ready to vomit into a bowl and serve it right back to myself. I was planning on making a rhyme out of something in my head, but I’ll just jot them down for now – maybe on another day when I’m not fucking exhausted, I’ll go back and make one up: Past couple of weeks have been turbulant, slinging urban lead when you see a middle eastern turban head, what’s the world coming to when a boy and a priest get in bed, please rest in peace when you’re dead, this is the modern era, where two people can spread disease by bending at their knees, sexually transmitted until you’re deceased, are some men dealing with the devil, they’re marked by the beast, you’re weak, I bet it hurts to speak when you see me making my next G next week, the truth is… that’s the end of my very quick scribble – I’m sure if Dima saw this, he’d want to battle me. That kid just doesn’t give up…

Check out these links I found surfing this fucking late at night:

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5591163987&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5591052356

ahem
http://www.windowsitpro.com/Article/ArticleID/47665/47665.html?Ad=1

Quote of the Day:
“If it’s fuck me… then you know it’s fuck you!” – E. Simmons.

Happy September 11th.

::hands out satirical hallmark cards::
circa 2001

Didn’t feel like a real update, check it out.
http://www.pcworld.idg.com.au/index.php/id;246250466;fp;2;fpid;1

Colman Herman to the Boston Globe (paraphrased):
Governer Mitt Romney needs to be commended for helping out the poor and homeless people that were devastated by Hurricane Katrina. — I only wished he showed the same kind of empathy towards the poor and homeless people of Massachusetts.

I don’t know what they say around the grapevines, but in the symphony of the night…

Enough talk, have at you!!!

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Taken at random
“About Me: born as a boi, saw duh first lights at 090193, chillin at duh 617, ehn if ya need meh contact me on aim duh sn’s”

Eric translation:  Born a fucking guy on 9/1/93 and currently residing in boston. Contact me on the other sn, that is, if you wish to speak with a fucking idiot.
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Will be taking a business trip tomorrow to New York. In other words, I’ll be heading over to the Bronx and into Yankee Stadium just to watch the Red Sox spank the Yankees.
* last edited 09.09.05 @ 8.30p

Buy this now:

http://www.bungiestore.com/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idcategory=7&idproduct=322

This is not a political discussion.

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My friend sent me an email containing something he nabbed at Quakecon.

Bah, I’ll take the Copperhead any day – not just because I have a Diamondback Plasma either

Also, I was a bit bored until I headed over to, 69.31.6.134:27015 Ruffy ryder’s dog pound.

A fairly good server. Though, a bit more adult oriented with the cursing admins and what not, but it is still fair – unfortunately no awp.

*droplet*

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Hurricane Katrina
The Democrat in me says that you should give of yourself during these times in need. It doesn’t matter how you contribute, American Red Cross or thehunger site – just as long as you do something.

The Republican in me doesn’t really care, most of them were healthy and able to be gainfully employed. The people there weren’t even registered voters nor do they care about things such as the capital gains tax… pffft.

Hey, you say Tomato and, I uhhh, say… shut up

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*I am currently in the ‘Information Gathering’ stage. My plans continue to shift. My focus, dispersed among the sea of ideas.*

Sorry, I won’t be upgrading my rig for the next few years. In fact, I’m not even sure what I’ll end up doing with it – it might end up in my closet along with my other crap. No, it’s not for sale nor will I be giving it away.
I’m thinking about picking up the Sammy that was mentioned on Dustomagic‘s xanga. The style of the unit itself is iffy, but the features are pretty attractive.

Two mosquito bites on my elbow, damn mosquito saliva and it’s freaking anti-coagulants.

Stay happy and enjoy the outdoors.

Nice.

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Oh my. After a bit of searching, the digital sleuth within me uncovered a gem. No, I’m not going to reveal it, but here’s a fun little hint:

Lifestyle

Diet	Eat Meat
Drink	Socially
Smoke	Socially

The odds of anyone being able to figure it out from that vague hint is next to impossible, but you’re welcome to try.
* last edited 09.05.05 @ 11:11p

All right, let’s get the obligatory media files out of the way, which can be found here, non-cantonese speaking people might have a difficult time understanding it so a translator may be necessary.

Actually, I thought long and hard as to what kind of filler material I could put on here today and I couldn’t really think of anything (at least not anything off color). So instead, it’ll be more of a random photo entry. Enjoy.

The married man’s motorcycle

This one was hilarious.

Tattoo of the year goes to…

If that’s what he got, I feel bad for Robin.

If that’s what people count when they go to sleep, I need to sleep more often.

Cool public bathroom.

Even mother nature hates you… sorry.

Can I have some chicken mcnuggets and some mcporno?

Good thing the transporters from Star Trek aren’t a reality yet.

15% just wasn’t enough, and finally….

*Ahem*     Raged.

I’d also like to add, and by all means skip this if you are easily offended by crude language because I’m not in the mood to sugar coat it. Fuck you people who are looking for a free meal and an even bigger fuck you if you’re a spoiled brat hoping to get a hand out from someone else. On a related note, check out this pwn I came across. Here’s a quick pic of WoW on my SLI machine

Disclaimer: I don’t own nor do I play WoW, this was just a very quick experiment – it has been uninstalled already so don’t look for me in the Alliance or the Horde.

Oh and Steve Ballmer says “He’ll fucking kill Google.”
Bill Gates drops an F bomb of his own.

Hello earthlings.

I don’t have much to write about today or at all about last month. Mentally, it was like a rocket ship exploding off the ground, elevating with lightning quick speed towards the atmosphere until it reaches a point where it feels like it can’t go any higher without leaving the stratosphere. It just stays there for a second, levitating for what seems like an eternity before Newton’s law dictates where it should end up. Well, I’ve crash landed back on the ground now…

This whole year hasn’t gone exactly as I had imagined it, which is fine because I didn’t expect it to. However, in hindsight I must say that things could’ve been much worse – especially that debacle that took place outside of the office a couple of days ago. Apart from the ticking time bomb at home and the legal issues at work – it’s been relatively smooth (so far) which is a nice break from the last decade or so.

September is pretty much a filler month in my mind, I don’t plan on anything happening in October either, except maybe a ton of driving because of playoffs. November, however, is an entirely different story altogether. Yea, still not getting a whole lot of sleep so you’ll have to excuse me if  everything just seems like a mismatched amalgam of incoherency and confusion.

:yawn: watching the Inca city of Machu Picchu on the History channel while checking out c-span.
* last edited 9.2.05 @ 5.37a

Random thought from a random mind.
The worst is the calm before the storm… oh wait, I forgot about the actual storm – that’s much worse.

My body seems to fluctuate its body weight. From time to time it appears that I go through these lapses where I lose or gain 5 lbs ± 3 lbs. Sometimes I honestly have no idea how this body works. How can I eat so much and have such inconsistent body weight, a high metabolism? No, that simple naïve answer won’t suffice.

Between the odd parallels I find both at work and at home, I’m feeling somewhat relaxed amongst the chaos once again.

Do you like pie? just like I thought. Apple II, woohoo.

Quick Thought reflecting last week.
I remember this scene from the movie, Waking Life, where two people are discussing how a dream only consists of literally a few seconds of time but feels like it lasts for hours…

Last week…

So much happened that it didn’t feel like a week, but at least double or triple… Or in musiciany words, it went by in double time but it feels like cut time….

I feel like I need double the amount of time to digest everything that’s happened, the insight that I’ve gained, and the knowledge that I have accumulated, ..but the reality is that everything came together in an instant…Truth is inevitable.

I guess I will be creating my own purgatory for myself rather soon. “Welcome living hell, I’ve been expecting you…..”

Random thought.
Even though I had a long well thought out entry in my mind, it simply would’ve taken more energy than I could muster to serve it in a palatable form. Mainly because life has a certain je ne sais quoi… with a nice side order of negative and distant thoughts (perhaps emotions as well).

I’ll save the long and overly drawn out entries for another time. I’m exhausted beyond recognition.